I Told Myself To Stop Drinking Hoodie – Unisex Hoodie
I Told Myself To Stop Drinking Hoodie – Unisex Hoodie
Make a bold statement with our 'I Told Myself To Stop Drinking... But Why Should I Listen To An Alcoholic' graphic hoodie. Designed for those with a sharp sense of humor, this piece combines comfort with a witty, conversation-starting design.
Built for durability and everyday wear, this heavy blend hoodie is the perfect addition to any casual wardrobe. Whether you are lounging at home or heading out with friends, it offers the ultimate combination of style and warmth.
Key Features:
- Premium Material: Crafted from a soft, durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Enhanced Comfort: Features air jet yarn for a softer, pill-resistant finish.
- Functional Design: Includes a spacious front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a matching drawstring.
- Quality Construction: Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex ensure a secure and comfortable fit that holds its shape.
Perfect for: Casual outings, humorous gift-giving, or simply lounging in comfort. Embrace your personality and order now to add this unique, witty staple to your collection.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
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Product Details
Product Details
Divant was built for people with personality.
The kind who say what everyone else is thinking — just louder, funnier, and better dressed.
We create bold statement clothing designed to turn heads, start conversations, and make people laugh in public. From savage one-liners to chaotic honesty, every piece is made to stand out.
But great designs mean nothing without quality. That’s why every Divant item is carefully selected for comfort, fit, and durability — so your favourite tee or hoodie feels as good as it looks.
We believe clothing should be expressive, effortless, and affordable without looking cheap. Whether you’re wearing Divant for the humour, the attitude, or the attention, one thing’s guaranteed:
You won’t blend in.
Thousands are already wearing Divant — and we’re only getting started.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping Methods and Delivery Times
- Standard Shipping Aim: Delivery within 3-5 business days.
Order Processing Time
- Orders are processed within 1-2 business days (Monday-Friday).
- Orders placed after 12 PM or on weekends/holidays will be processed on the next business day.
Why Customers Love It
Why Customers Love It
Why Customers Love Divant
Customers love Divant because our clothing says what everyone’s thinking.
We create bold, funny statement pieces that turn everyday outfits into conversation starters. Whether it’s sarcasm, dark humour, chaotic honesty, or unapologetic confidence — Divant is made for people who don’t take life too seriously.
But it’s not just about the designs.
Our customers keep coming back because we focus on:
- Comfortable, premium-quality clothing
- Bold prints that actually last
- Unique designs you won’t see everywhere
- Fast, reliable customer support
- Affordable prices without cheap quality
Divant isn’t just clothing — it’s personality you can wear.
What Sets Our Brand Apart
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Designs With Personality
We don’t do boring basics. Every Divant piece is designed to make people laugh, react, or double-take. Bold statements, dark humour, and unapologetic energy are at the core of everything we create.
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Premium Feel Without Premium Prices
Our clothing is made to feel good, fit well, and last — without the overpriced designer markup. Comfortable, quality apparel that actually feels worth wearing daily.
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A Brand People Relate To
Divant isn’t just fashion — it’s a mindset. Our customers wear Divant because it matches their humour, attitude, and personality. It’s clothing that says what everyone else is too scared to say.